Will any religions send me a complimentary fruit basket for joining?

Is that what they mean by %26quot;you%26#039;ll know a believer by their fruits?%26quot;





Whatever. Pastafarians give you spaghetti, yum!





-Pastafarian

Will any religions send me a complimentary fruit basket for joining?
When I switched to atheism, they gave me a free iPod.
Reply:If you don%26#039;t join a religion because they send you a complimentary fruit basket, I will personally track you down, then give you a fruit basket filled with the freshest fruit from every corner of the Earth.





No, not really. But I doubt many religions would send a complimentary fruit basket in the first place.
Reply:The fruitatarians.
Reply:I will send you a complementary fruit basket anyway Windom
Reply:Yep... and we will turn down your bed and put a mint on your pillow.
Reply:A metaphorical one - yes. Not a real one. It is similar to the concept of a soul.
Reply:Only after you sign the paperwork for tithing 10-20% of your gross income. Great deal, ain%26#039;t it? They get 20% of your money and you get a $10 fruit basket.
Reply:no, you should contribute a fruit basket to a needy family to show your keenness on pleasing God for leading you to a religion.



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